haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
