Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
