For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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