I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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