I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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