Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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