is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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