Midget sex pt 2 tonight
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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