you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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