How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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