So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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