i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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