So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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