i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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