So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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