Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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