so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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