you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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