she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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