If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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