I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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