He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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