i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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