Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Oh god it's open bar.
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