Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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