he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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