He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
please come you make the beer taste better
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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