Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
this must be what syphilis tastes like
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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