i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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