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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
now i know why i became what i already was.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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