I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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