I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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