I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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