Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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