some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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