hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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