i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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