Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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