D3 body, D1 cock
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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