I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.