Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(732): View more from New Jersey

So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(732): So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up. http://tfl.nu/tcvy

Replies (2) Good night (948) Bad night (771) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(314): View more from Missouri

Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(314): Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl http://tfl.nu/2p2x

Replies (43) Good night (2636) Bad night (566)
Favorite
(678): View more from Georgia

better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(678): better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole http://tfl.nu/f6uw

Replies (4) Good night (3563) Bad night (491) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(847): View more from Illinois

i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(847): i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her http://tfl.nu/2g5w

Replies (12) Good night (929) Bad night (4122) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(951): View more from California

Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(951): Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable. http://tfl.nu/q51j

Replies (31) Good night (6708) Bad night (1134) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(425): View more from Washington

we turned his baptism video into a drinking game

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(425): we turned his baptism video into a drinking game http://tfl.nu/gtee

Replies (18) Good night (4370) Bad night (1175) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(714): View more from California

I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(714): I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going http://tfl.nu/ebwx

Replies (6) Good night (900) Bad night (2497) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(817): View more from Texas

I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(817): I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened . http://tfl.nu/sz0c

Replies (10) Good night (4045) Bad night (1965) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(932): View more from

The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(932): The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change http://tfl.nu/8ts2

Replies (13) Good night (2105) Bad night (1069) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(516): View more from New York

i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(516): i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD http://tfl.nu/cfey

Replies (5) Good night (1959) Bad night (767) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all http://tfl.nu/skme

Replies (6) Good night (706) Bad night (1500) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(626): View more from California

I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(626): I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime. http://tfl.nu/zedi

Replies (9) Good night (1854) Bad night (372) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(269): View more from Michigan

My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(269): My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night." http://tfl.nu/krw1

Replies (6) Good night (1542) Bad night (578) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(+44): I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality http://tfl.nu/sxru

Replies (8) Good night (779) Bad night (250) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(651): View more from Minnesota

Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(651): Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz. http://tfl.nu/u6wd

Replies (6) Good night (1159) Bad night (191)

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: