Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.