i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
pray to the hookup gods
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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