Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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