is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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