just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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