so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Can Purell be used as lube?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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