How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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