So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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