Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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