Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
