it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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