I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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