The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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