Why are handjobs necessary in class?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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