Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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