i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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