we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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