this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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